There are all sorts of fantastic digital art programs out there that allow people to create beautiful art that can strike emotion in the hearts of the emotionless.

One program that does not fit the bill, but we are all familiar with from a bygone era is Microsoft Paint.

I do not consider myself an artist, let alone a painter, but what I am is the Microsoft Painter. I create horrible pieces using an ancient program. I also use clip art here and there to add an atrocious accent to these pathetic portraits, abominable abstracts, and limp landscapes.

Hope you get a kick out of this garbage I produce. Who knows, maybe I’ll actually get good at it.

The MSP.